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Last Broadcast Of The Day Was
September 09, 2004
9/09/2004 11:46:00 AM
THIS IS QUOTED FROM JANICE's OLD BLOG ENTRY
arh gt tis in an email.... just read la.... lolx----------------------------------------------------------------Funny Complaint Letter of a TP student. Dear Principal, Complain on Temasek Polytechnic School Fee lim bei ka li kong, you have charge me with unfair school fee. Lim bei bo join any student union wat 4 charge me wif student union fee! KNN... i attachment outside still charge me internet access fee, ke si ar! Yio siew, u think lim bei rich ar! KNN i work till siao also jus barely make it. Still retain me for 1 sem. u think everyone makin $$ like u all ar. Kaoz... Econ bad leh... still dun gif discount stay for 3 years liao, discount a bit cannot ar. Ge Gao! i go buy food for 2 weeks auntie oso charge less, somemore i study TP 3 years liao still no rebate. still wan me to pay extra $$. KNN, next time u try ppl overcharge u lar. Wa lao eh, last time tt indian principal let us play dai dee in school, u now come liao then cannot play. wat freakin problem u have!!! u cant win in dai dee also cant stop us from playin wat. All work n no play make us dumb students k! u read so much still dunno ar. wat kinda of a freakin principal r u! u think u big ar! ur size big onli. do nuttin n earn so much! na bei take my school fee go play mahjong issit! kaoz, pay so much but facilities still so bad. canteen no air con, so many birds fly here, fly there. U think funny issit! swimmin pool so small, somemore no lady life guard. and the dance studio no ppl dancin air con still on, u think air con bill u pay one ar! waste my money on unuse air con! somemore the sports facilities oso lao ya one, basketball bo hong, squash ball buay tiao. na bei, u think funny issit! I oso wanna tok bout the lab ar, KNN build more lab lar! free access always full. and we use to have a set of equipment each for lab but now 2 person share 1. u sell the rest issit! earn profit still raise school fee! u outside earn so much then still kapok our school fee. Ke si ar! u so good then go SP lar.SP big school and more students, u can exploit them wat. u think TP students hao qi fu ar! Burn ur car then u know. So rich ar, employ a security to "protect" ur car somemore still got 1 video cam. u think u drive sports car or Limo?! u car onli Nissan Sunny, act machiam like very high class like tt. Ppl drive Benz oso park outside ar. All Poly got fast food except TP, u go build 1 fast food resturantlar...damn pai seh u noe, ppl always make fun TP no fast food. Carona oso bo yong... u keep so many Kois for wat, u think our school fee for u to buy Kois ar! i hope that u charge less (better if no need pay school fee).Otherwise undesirable action will be taken against you and your damn car!. from a very buay song student, T0uy@ Akr@
Last Broadcast Of The Day Was
September 05, 2004
9/05/2004 01:56:00 AM
[01] first name: Alastair
[02] middle name: not a gay
[03] last name: Chan
[04] nickname: various ways to pronounce my name and bobo
[05] gender: the opposite of female. (which specifically is male)
[06] age : 17, but i still drink ANYWAY
[07] birthday: 9th May 1987
[08] height: 181cm (on latest count!)
[09] hair color: black, subject to changes
[10] eye color: it has to be black, cant be changed
[11] race: Human, sub-race is chinese
[12] do you wear glasses or contacts: glasses. contacts are soo eek
[13] do you have braces: only retainers =)
[14] is your hair long or short: middle length... errrr yeah i guess so
[15] where were you born: Thomson Medical Centre
[16] current location: my room... it looks as if there was an explosion a few seconds ago...
[17] zodiac sign : taurus... but i dun bullshit
[18] how many languages do u know: 4 (vulgar, english, chinese, cantonese)
[19] nationality : earthling and singapore
[20] bad habits : being a slacking human. too bad.
[21] piercings you have: i will not be skewed and barbequed
[22] piercings you want: up your arse.
[23] tattoos you have: zero, kosong, zilch, nothing
[24] tattoos you want: go and die lah
[25] today's date: 5 September 2004
[26] the time: 0139... should be zzz... screw it
[27] ready for more questions?: well this is still better than doing a test or exam right...
SCHOOL LIFE
[43] are you still in school: NO. i am at a POLYTECHNIC.
[44] did you drop out: yah i dropped outta my moms womb
[45] current GPA, or last GPA: GPA = Great Penis Action izit?
[46] favorite grade: Z cos it means distinction... hahaa
[47] least favorite grade: Ungraded lah duh
[48] favorite teachers/lecturers: tong yee... affectionally known as yee... he rox man...
[49] least favorite teacher/lecturer: mr "are you okay?" back at SRJC. i am very okay throughout your lecture. okay?
[50] favorite subjects: history
[51] least favorite subject: MATHEMATICS! I HATE THE SHIT!
[52] do you buy lunch or bring it: i am not that poor to take away
[53] play any sports on the school's team: yeah... doing work
[54] do you do any extracurricular activities: yeah... i am at the canteen or computer lab during lectures...
[55] are you popular: well i go to popular bookstore
[56] favourite dance: tomato ketchup? dunno
[57] least favorite dance: para para... totally dumb
[58] favorite memory: eating ice cream wif moi grandpa at the overhead bridge outside liang court.... i havent gone to primary school yet. btw he is still alive and kicking...
[59] least favorite memory: i so wanna slap my old primary teacher/bitch for giving me that slap. i am gonna kill her whole family. oh you bet.
[60] most humiliating moment: still the primary school bitch
[61] number: 8?
[62] clothing brand: levis?
[63] shoes: ADIDAS. impossible is nothing. i am still alive!
[64] saying(s): Life's Short. Shit Happens. Life is Happening Shit.
[65] favourite TV show: CSI
[66] sport: football, basketball
[67] vegetables: is rice considered vege?
[68] fruit: apple
[69] movie: the matrix stuff... cos its damn chim
[70] magazine: none... i read the internet
[71] actor: errr.... elijah wood?
[72] actress: hmm.... i dun noe... answer later...
[73] candy: i'd prefer moi chocolate
[74] gum: mint
[75] scent: everything but a garbage dump
[76] choc bar: SNICKERS
[77] ice cream flavour: double choc, cookies and cream
[78] color : Red, Blue
[79] seasons: Winter... i luve it COLD
[80] holidays: chinese new year... the collections in xmas too little lah..
[81] bands: yellowcard, blink 182, dashboard confessional, maroon 5, the darkness
[82] singer: clay aiken
[83] group: backside boys
[84] rappers: EMINEM, 50 cent (and 5 cents)
[85] types of music: anything good that is downloadable =p
[86] things in your room: a bomb juz detonated here... its a mess... at least the com and my set of speakers are here.... muahha
[87] place to be: queenstown new zealand
[88] radio station: 98.7 P10, Power 98, NewsRadio 938, BBC World
[89] tv channel: Channel 8
[90] junk food: VEGETABLES OF ALL KINDS
[91] overall food: CHOCOLATES
[92] store: you mean my storeroom?
[94] fast food: Burger King, it juz tastes betta
[95] restaurant: conrad centennial's coffee house... damn nice
[96] shape: sqare is the shape of an ibook
[97] song: something about you - five for fighting
[98] person u hate most: still the frigging bitch of a primary skool bitch[99]musical instrument: violin
[100]what u wanna say: you muz be really friggin bored to read this... cos i am so friggin bored to do this...
