*>stones . >taught me to fly .*


Last Broadcast Of The Day Was September 11, 2006

9/11/2006 12:57:00 PM

FOR THOSE WHO STILL ACTUALLY BOTHER TO COME HERE

I GOT NEW BLOG

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Last Broadcast Of The Day Was November 18, 2004

11/18/2004 11:09:00 PM

Message:
What would you do if...

-Your crush suddenly asks you out?
-go lah. siao eh.

-You walk into an elevator and see a couple
making out?
-join in for threesome?

-Your parents had another baby?
-doesnt concern me.

-You're trapped in a building about to explode?
-have sex. den die.

-You were granted one wish?
-wish for unlimited granted wishes.

-Aliens invaded earth?
-they already did. i'm one/

-A girl suddenly kissed you?
-depends. ask me for details.

-You won a date with your celeb crush?
-sell the opportunity on an online auction and earn a few Ks.

-You were given a blue car?
-paint it red first.

-Your girlfriend breaks up with you?
-she won't. i'd dump her first if needed anyway.

-You win a million dollars.
-put them all in a Arsenal v Sinchi FC game. place bet on Sinchi. confirm will get 10X the amount.

-Someone gives you flowers?
-Say Thank you lah.

-You recieve a love letter in your locker?
-Don't have a locker.

-You fail your exam?
-screw up the guy next to me in the exam room.

-You get first in class?
-not what if. CONFIRM will be.

-Your computer crashes?
-I USE A MACINTOSH . maybe cos your windows xp crashed . too bad .

-You get fired.
-i'll be self employed in the first place .

-Your best friend betrays you
-I'd use fengshui to prevent that anyway .

-You had to choose between your girlfriend and your best friend?
-my girlfriend may be my best friend by then . 8p

-You were paid fifty dollars to fill this out?
-give me my money . its the reading fee .


Last Broadcast Of The Day Was October 28, 2004

10/28/2004 10:59:00 AM

stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned stoned

totally stoned.

i woke up before 10am for the first time in like what, 2 weeks? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

and that i slept before 3am for the first time in at least 6-7 days.

stoned.

working for the first day. zzzzzzz. same boring stuff. what to do? its a job.

money talks the loudest.

so dun irritate this thing called money.

or it would kill you by not being around you.

the other thing that kills you: boredom

find something to do.

or boredom will kill you.

(un)Wanted: Boredom


Last Broadcast Of The Day Was October 16, 2004

10/16/2004 02:48:00 AM

quite a few days since the last update. now here's one.

*9 things that u really want to do right now*

1. find a way to sleep soundly

2. get an mp3 player

3. eat... sorry, i mean FEAST! hahaha

4. juz stone?

5. get someone out to LAN

6. take an aeroplane, non budget please

7. kill kah hong cos he pang seh us to sleep

8. zZzZzZz

9. i want two piece

*8 IMPORTANT THINGS IN YOUR BAG*

1. N-Gage (or any other mobile phone)

2. my moNEH

3. my iBook

4. this stupid ezlink card rubbish

5. wallet. with money preferably.

6. my bag itself

7. mp3 or any other music player

8. a nice pair of headphones/earphones


*7 THINGS IN YOUR ROOM*

1. my speakers. dun even think of turning that bass down.

2. iBook.

3. my pathetic PeeCee. well its slow pentium 4 but still can use.

4. my chair

5. these papers all over the place

6. aircon, the saviour invention of mankind in singapore

7. me. duh. its my room. MY room.

*6 OF YOUR FAVE MOVIES*

1. White Chicks

2. Dodgeball

3. LOTR

4. Matrix Trilogy

5. Star Wars

6. Shanghai Noon


*5 OF YOUR FAVORITE FOOD*

1. Chicken Rice

2. NYJC Wanton Mee. cos i can count the char siew inside like the uncle.

3. chocolates. who can live without em?

4. chicken curry at the bugis food junction. get to the claypot stall.

5. the chocolate bdae cakes mom makes. muahahaha

*4 THINGS YOU ATE/DRINK TODAY*

1. KFC Hot & Crispy Chicken

2. Mom's Chicken Curry

3. Canned Milo

4. Potato Wedges

*3 THINGS YOU COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT*

1. iBook

2. Mobile phone/cellphone/handphone/game deck/mobile/mobile telephone

3. my balls. happy?

*2 THINGS YOU USUALLY READ*

1. internet stuff especially Cnet; i am a gadget freak.

2. Today Newspaper


*1 PERSON YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT*

1. Steve Jobs. if he didnt exist, i would kill myself using a windows pee-cee. may he live long. i want Apple computer.


Last Broadcast Of The Day Was September 29, 2004

9/29/2004 09:26:00 PM

Message:
01. My name is : read the left side toolbar for info

02. I may seem : sexually deprived

03. But I'm really : juz a pervert

04. People who know me : know my name, and tt i am bhb

05. If you knew me: you don't know me now

06. Sometimes I feel : like smacking some people in the balls and face

07. In the morning I : wake up to find out its 1pm

08. I like to sleep : with my eyes closed

09. If I could be doing anything right now It would be : get rid of my sister from the house

10. Money : is something i produce

11. One thing I wish I had is : something other than world peace

12. One thing I have that I wish I didnt have is: to be so bored to answer this

13. All you need is : to copy this damn thing, and start doing it if you are bored after reading

14. Why do u need it : you are bored right? do something lah...

15. If I had one wish it would be: do something interesting

16. Love is: something i reserved for someone*

17. My body is : covered with clothes

18. If an angel flew into my window at night i would : be wondering if it was so bored, then offer this to the angel to make it less bored

19. If a demon crashed into my window at night I would : it cannot. my windows are crashproof in the first place

20. If I could see one person right now it would be : *secret* 8p

21. Something I want but I don't really need is: an ipod

22. Something I really want but can never get : to take over the world

23. I live for : love,life,sex

24. I dare you all to : jump off the world trade centre in new york

25. I am afraid of : being sian

26. It makes me angry when: when my fwens pang seh me (seetoh.....)

27. It makes me happy when : i am not sian/sad/pissed

28. I daydream about : dun bother, i am in constant daydream mode

29. I am attracted to : nah, pple get attracted to me, see point 4

30. I am unattracted to : men


9/29/2004 10:16:00 AM

last christmas, i gave you my heart, the very next day, you gave it away.

this year, to save it from tears, i'll give it to someone special.


Last Broadcast Of The Day Was September 28, 2004

9/28/2004 01:36:00 AM

haiz.

i am now in this fucking stupid place called polytechnic. yes. its TOTALLY fucking stupid. i am surrounded by people who cannot make it to JC, yet make fun of JC people.

"oh, those JC idiots ah, hahaha, they go sing mari kita all they want lah!"

"hahaha JC people wear uniform"

"i can dye hair leh!"

"JC people all fall in line!"

yes. JC people are kinda forced to follow rules. but look at those bastards who said those things. these are the bastards that seriously need a set of rules strictly enforced on them.

they smoke halfway during lessons, leaving the class for the toilets or staircases to smoke, go out to bedok reservoir to smoke. fucking hell. spend some money on food.

this aint the first time i am bitchin bout poly. fucking hell. i shouldnt have stayed in law. shouldnt have chosen this subject. should have gone for communications cmm or A&F.

i so hate my dad. the man that pushed (or rather shoved) me into this pile of shit. now i am living in shit. among shit. smells like shit.

now, i am my old self. i don't talk much. i dun see a fucking point in talking. for you guys who saw me talking SOOO much cock back at nyjc, you would be shocked if you could observe me in tp. i don't talk. there's no point. everyone screws each other up. what's the point in talking then?

argh. this life sucks. i can't kill myself. it aint worth doing it. too many people have helped me in this life. i cant juz leave like that. but hate the shit i am stuck in. what to do?


Last Broadcast Of The Day Was September 25, 2004

9/25/2004 12:25:00 AM

benny seetoh has juz shifted out of the area i live in and has shifted to bedok! booohooo... now no more "hello, i damn sian, come out tok cock leh" fwen living nearby liaoz...

worse of all, he didnt take a foto wif me of that place... booohoo

went to novena square today for free wifi internet... shiok siah sitting at bk juz surfing away... too bad i got an ibook. you pple who choose to be jealous can go drool away for all i care. you chose to get jealous. i cant do much.

sian... its one more week to exam... and i juz cant mug... i havent seriously mugged for almost a year now... since my o levels... and i guess thats y some (which is a considerable number) of my fwens juz cant sit down and study properly for half an hour. i dun hope they do their prelims 375 days later instead of 10, but i guess SOME (in this case 1 or 2) may have to kena that... haiz...

as for me... i dun wanna retake subjects... cos most of those i have taken this semester suck. in fact almost all of em.

*legal graffiti board*
*by tagboard*
who r u?

let me spam you @...

draw your stencil here(smilies)


*trak of da season*
bowling for soup -1985

*da dj*stats*
name: alastair chan
general moodThe current mood of Alastair at www.imood.com
sex/gender: male
birthday: 9th may 1987
level: jc1
skool now:
temasek polytechnic business school
law & management
skool then:
catholic high school (primary)
catholic high school (secondary)
serangoon junior college
nanyang junior college

*did you noe?*now you noe*
movie: lotr, matrix, shrek 2
food: chocolate
place: the drum @ nyjc (aka nyjc library)
hates: backstabbers
drink: vanilla coke
wants: ibook, crumpler bag, tv in moi room, ipod
show: csi, charmed, american idol, amazing race
color: red, blue

*n-gage mp3*da top trakz*
yellowcard - ocean avenue
dashboard confessional - vindicated
clay aiken - i will carry you
outkast - roses
kelly clarkson - breakaway
shifty - slide along side

*past broadcasts*
03/28/2004 - 04/04/2004 / 04/04/2004 - 04/11/2004 / 04/11/2004 - 04/18/2004 / 04/18/2004 - 04/25/2004 / 05/09/2004 - 05/16/2004 / 05/16/2004 - 05/23/2004 / 05/23/2004 - 05/30/2004 / 05/30/2004 - 06/06/2004 / 06/06/2004 - 06/13/2004 / 06/13/2004 - 06/20/2004 / 06/27/2004 - 07/04/2004 / 07/04/2004 - 07/11/2004 / 07/18/2004 - 07/25/2004 / 08/15/2004 - 08/22/2004 / 08/22/2004 - 08/29/2004 / 08/29/2004 - 09/05/2004 / 09/05/2004 - 09/12/2004 / 09/12/2004 - 09/19/2004 / 09/19/2004 - 09/26/2004 / 09/26/2004 - 10/03/2004 / 10/10/2004 - 10/17/2004 / 10/24/2004 - 10/31/2004 / 11/14/2004 - 11/21/2004 / 09/10/2006 - 09/17/2006 /

*da fwens*
mark tan
jonathan chuah
michael feng
benny seetoh
mr alvin tan
zicheng
jiachuan
gab cheow
hector
divian
novelyn
xueying
zhiyang
janice
hannah
alson
esta
gabriel cow
malcolm
clement
shizhen
rongrong
terence
seetoh benny
gulapong fong guo feng
esmonde luo

*creditz*
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